CATastrophe!

"Hey Ammy! I've got a bone to pick with you!"

Kallo rushed over to Ammy who was busy playing on her DSi, eyes sparking with anger and his face set in a deep frown. He batted away the DS onto the floor and stood on Ammy's lap, sitting down on it.

"What's wrong Kal? What do you want?" Ammy immediately tried to defuse the situation by stroking his fur, petting him gently and asking him what was wrong.

Kallo was having none of it and he hisses at her with hate, blaring his sharp teeth.
"Don't give me that! I'll be having none of your stupid nice ways. In fact, I was thinking about being coy about this, but right now I don't want to be. I'm sick and tired of you bringing home MORE pets! I don't get it! I should be more than enough for you! What's going on?" Kallo growled, staring into Ammy's eyes and grinned slyly. "I'm beyond perfect and I'm amazing. Why would you ever need anyone but me?"

Thinking quickly, Ammy tried to reassure Kallo that she still loved him no matter how many pets she would own, and that they'll always have a place in her heart, including him.
This only fuelled his considerable anger.

"I don't want to be loved just like everyone else! I want to be loved the most because I am THE BEST!" Kallo stamped his paws on her lap and twitches his tail. He stops after a couple of seconds and grins.

"So here's the deal, you have three options: either give me the credit I deserve, throw out all the other stinky pets that I don't like (especially Seast, I hate Seast!), oror!" Kallo hesitates with the last one, and waves his tail in irritation. "Or I don't know but it won't be good! Take your pick."

Ammy sighed, none of those options were fair. But Ammy loved Kallo dearly, so she would play his little game. If he wanted to be royalty for a day, then it was up to Ammy to help him out the best she could.

"I would have no trouble proving how much I love you, Kal." Ammy smiled as brightly as she could.

Kallo seemed to perk up visibly with the news. "Glad to hear that you've came to your senses! I knew there was a reason why I still loved you, Ammy. Now, as for what I want first..." He seems to be almost perfectly quiet while he was considering what to ask her first. Talk about him being a little ass-

"Well, I haven't been able to eat much good food lately, now that you have been showering it on the... other pets..." Kallo shuddered a little. "So I guess that's a good place to start! Now what do I want..."